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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
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